troyesivan:

i am so over pretty boys on the internet that i cannot touch

effyeahnerdfighters:

What Boys Look For in Girls

We all want to be appreciated…but initial attraction isn’t really based in reality. There’s a really huge audience of very young women on YouTube, and I’m really worried about them basing their self-worth on whether they appeal to guys. That seems to be how the world is set up. I’m a dude, of course, so I’m basing this on what I’ve seen on YouTube and IRL, but I don’t think I’m crazy.

I should have said in the video…this isn’t meant to be relationship advice. There are lots of good people out there with whom to have relationships, but what they’re “looking for” doesn’t necessarily correspond with what they actually want or need. That “love at first sight” moment is pretty much the least interesting moment of a relationship (despite being one of the most exciting.)

tortallmagic:

Olaf as Disney Princesses
tortallmagic:

Olaf as Disney Princesses
tortallmagic:

Olaf as Disney Princesses
tortallmagic:

Olaf as Disney Princesses
tortallmagic:

Olaf as Disney Princesses
tortallmagic:

Olaf as Disney Princesses
tortallmagic:

Olaf as Disney Princesses
tortallmagic:

Olaf as Disney Princesses
ohknight:

bvmbi:

so many people probably reblogged this as a joke but at the end of the day he’s still stuntin on us lames

How could any1 reblog this as a joke omg tht hair is like a silk ocean

ohknight:

bvmbi:

so many people probably reblogged this as a joke but at the end of the day he’s still stuntin on us lames

How could any1 reblog this as a joke omg tht hair is like a silk ocean

(via troyesivan)

oomshi:

i’m blonde, i’m skinny, i’m rich & i’m a little bit of a bitch

oomshi:

i’m blonde, i’m skinny, i’m rich & i’m a little bit of a bitch

(via tyleroakley)

troyesivan:

"troye, create the merch you would want to wear" - this is the result of this advice. like imagine wearing this (it also comes in pastel blue, black, and white) oversized and cute and you can do the thing with your hands tucked in the sleeves and be hella sweet like :) but bc its oversized you could also hide a knife in there or maybe a few little croissants just in case you get hungry. you could also eat an entire microwavable spaghetti bolognese and no one will have the honour of seeing your little spag bol bloated tummy unless you give them permission to when you take the jumper off to make sex with them bc you know you’re gonna get some if you wear this.

also its only available for a week so BYE (and by BYE i mean BUY)

luciditydream:

dont watch the how i met your mother finale.

i dont mean like “haha youll have so many feeeeels” i mean like “the finale is a steaming pile of horseshit that will keep you from ever being able to rewatch the series without a sour taste in your mouth”

i also mean “the end of the aisle can…